Customised Sweary Alphabet Keyring

Description

Gorgeous Funny Floral Sweary alphabet Keyring, featuring your Choice of Capital Letter and Your Choice of Swears/Insults! The perfect personalised Gift for friends, family or yourself! Tassel colour will vary. Simple message your chosen Letter and Wording from below list (or your own if preferred) with your order. WARNING some words below may offend you, please view at your own risk. Keyrings are printed to order so please allow enough time for creating and delivery. Size W5cm Sweary Alphabet suggestions: A is for Arse, Arsehole, Anus B is for Bitch, Bastard, Bullshit, Bollocks, Balls, ButtMuncher C is for Cunt, Cock, Clunge, Crap, Crackhead, CokeWhore, CakeWhore, CumGuzzler D is for Dick, Douche , Dickhead, Drongo E is for Eejit, Effing…. Everyone Hates You, Everyone thinks you’re a Cunt F is for Fuck, Fucker, FannyFace, Fuckface, FuckityFuck, Fuck It, Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck this Shit, Fisting G is for Gormo, Gimp H is for HorseShit, HolyShit, Hooker, Hoe, Hoebag I is for In Your Face J is for Jizz, JizzFace K is for Kooch, Knob, KnobHead, King of fucking everything, KissArse L is for Loser, Lickarse M is for MotherFucker, Minge, ManWhore, MoFo, MuffDiver N is for Nonce, Numbnuts, Numpty O is for OldCow, Off You Fuck P is for Piss Off, Pisshead, Penis Breath, Prick, Pussy Q is for QueenBeeatch, Queer, Queen of Fucking Everything R is for Raggamuffin, Rimmer, S is for Slut, Slag, Slutmuffin, Snatch, Shag, Shit, See you next Tuesday, ShitFaced T is for Tramp, Tosser, Tit, Titties U is for Up your arse V is for Vixen, Vagina, Vag W is for Wank, Wanker, Whore, What the fuck, Wizards Sleeve X is Xrated , Xtremely Cunty Y is for You Cunt, Your Mum, Yuppy Z is for Zatch, Zoomania. ZombieFace, Zit of Society, Zilch