<h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">Shop Wholesale Stationery from Independent Suppliers in the UK, Europe and the US.</span></h2>
<h2><strong>What kind of wholesale stationery will I find on CREOATE?</strong></h2>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">At CREOATE, we pride ourselves on being a platform that champions independent brands and wholesalers. Our easy-to-use platform and dedicated customer support team make it simple to find and purchase the wholesale stationery products you need to stock your store. Discover a unique range of wholesale stationery products on CREOATE including </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/planners-organisers"><span style="font-weight: 400;">planners and organisers</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">, </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/notebooks-journals"><span style="font-weight: 400;">notebooks and journals</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">, and more.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Shop a huge selection of </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/greeting-cards"><span style="font-weight: 400;">greetings cards</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> for every occasion; birthdays, new home, thank you, or just a general selection of humorous options. With everything from seasonal puns to unique illustrations, you can give your customers a broad range of options for each special (or silly) moment.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">And you can forget stocking the same old stationery. Whether you're looking for stylish </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/notebooks-journals"><span style="font-weight: 400;">notebooks and bullet journals</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">, eclectic </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/stickers-tape"><span style="font-weight: 400;">stickers and tape</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">, or unique illustrated </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/boxes-and-wrapping"><span style="font-weight: 400;">wrapping paper</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">, our wholesale stationery distributors have you covered. You can also find a range of </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/pencil-cases-pouches"><span style="font-weight: 400;">wholesale pencil cases and pouches</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">, as well as gift boxes for all your gift-giving needs. Plus, you can be sure that every product you buy on CREOATE is supporting a fellow small business. Bulk buy stationery today from a hand-approved selection of stationery wholesalers and independent brands from across the UK, Europe, and the US.</span></p>
<h2><strong>Stationery bestsellers &amp; emerging trends</strong></h2>
<p><strong>Eco-conscious packaging and sustainable stationery</strong><strong><br /></strong><span style="font-weight: 400;">As sustainability becomes a growing priority for consumers, many of the independent brands on CREOATE are leading the charge with eco-friendly packaging and responsibly sourced materials. From recycled paper notebooks to biodegradable greeting cards and soy-based inks, there's no shortage of planet-friendly options. Adding sustainable stationery to your store&rsquo;s range can also create a positive brand perception and attract environmentally conscious shoppers.</span></p>
<p><strong>Curated stationery bundles</strong><strong><br /></strong><span style="font-weight: 400;">Another rising trend among shoppers is gift-ready stationery bundles. These curated sets may include a matching notebook, washi tape, pens, and stickers &mdash; making them great for gifting and ideal for back-to-school or office organization promotions. Stationery bundles also encourage higher order values, especially when presented attractively in-store or online.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">When looking to bulk buy stationery for your store, it&rsquo;s always helpful to understand what&rsquo;s trending, and what&rsquo;s popular at different times of the year. Here&rsquo;s our take:</span></p>
<h3><strong>Planners &amp; diaries: new year essentials</strong></h3>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">There&rsquo;s something about turning the first crisp page of a notebook that gets the new year off to a great start. Stock up on dated journals and </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/planners-organisers"><span style="font-weight: 400;">planners</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> from our stationery wholesalers in time for the festive and early January peak.</span></p>
<h3><strong>Bullet journals remain on-trend</strong></h3>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">We&rsquo;ve written a </span><a href="http://blog.creoate.com/blog/a-beginners-guide-to-bullet-journals"><span style="font-weight: 400;">beginners&rsquo; guide to bullet journals</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> which documented how this type of journal became so popular, and how to &lsquo;bullet journal&rsquo;. While some of the hype has since died down, these are still a really popular style.</span></p>
<h3><strong>Greeting cards: a great stationery starter</strong></h3>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">It&rsquo;s estimated that 811 million greeting cards are bought in the UK each year; that&rsquo;s around 12 per person. </span><a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/greeting-cards"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Greeting cards</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> are also typically fairly high margin, with many cards on CREOATE having a margin of 60% or more.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">And what you&rsquo;ll often find is that people will pop into your store for a greeting card, and end up leaving with one (or several!) things they didn&rsquo;t even know they needed. And while you can tap into seasonal events and specific occasions, there are also plenty of lovely &lsquo;neutral&rsquo; options if you just want to keep it to a few options. Who can resist a colourful</span></p>
<h3><strong>Washi tape: the ideal impulse purchase</strong></h3>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Who can resist a colourful and highly appealing reel of washi tape? They make the perfect little countertop or tabletop display, and are perfect for eco-conscious shoppers.</span></p>
<h3><strong>Bold colour</strong></h3>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">We&rsquo;ve noticed bold colours dominating stationery designs, and underpinning the most impactful stationery displays in store. When it comes to colour and stationery, it seems more is more!</span></p>
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Wholesale Stationery - Independent Stationery Wholesalers in the UK & Beyond

Stock your shop with fun yet functional wholesale stationery to suit the needs of paper people and stationery lovers everywhere. Support local artists, illustrators and stationery wholesalers across the UK, wider Europe and the US, and shop an eclectic range of wholesale stationery on CREOATE today.

<h2>What kind of wholesale seasonal products can I find on CREOATE?</h2>
<p>CREOATE is a one stop shop for all your seasonal wholesale needs. Whether you’re looking for clover clad St Patrick’s Day products, Easter chocolates, <a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/christmas-decor">Christmas decor</a>, or to tap into a one-off event, like the <a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/royal-coronation">Royal Coronation</a>. There are also plenty of <a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/valentines-day">Valentine’s</a> and <a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/halloween">Halloween</a> options to explore. </p>
<p>Seasonal stock can be tricky to get right. You ideally need to start planning your stock for the holiday or event at least a few months ahead of the day itself to make sure it arrives with enough time for people to buy it. If you’ve left it a bit close to the wire, try using the filters at the top of the page to show only brands in your country, and then filter to show only brands with the shortest lead times; you’ll be left with products that will arrive to you the fastest. </p>
<p>If you’re looking for gifting options, our curated <a href="https://www.creoate.com/collections">Collections</a> will help you shop by theme; whether you’re looking for little stocking fillers, novelty gifts, or gifts for men. </p>
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<h3>How should I plan for my seasonal stock? </h3>
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<p>Ideally you’ll have data from previous years to help you forecast what you need. But don’t be afraid to take risks, too; you have 60 days to return anything that doesn’t sell to us for a refund (as long as it’s from brands you haven’t bought from before), removing the risk of losing money by overstocking. </p>
<h3>When should I start stocking up for Christmas?</h3>
<p>We start seeing retailers shopping for their Christmas wholesale products in August, with searches increasing into the autumn months. Remember that people will need products like Christmas cards and Christmas decorations up to a month before the day itself, so be sure to factor that into your timeline. </p>
<p>Want to get a headstart on your Christmas stock up, but low on space? Remember you can request to delay your order shipment until a future date that works for you. This option will be shown at checkout. </p>
<h3>What other holidays and events are worth stocking up for?</h3>
<p>This depends on your brand, and where you’re based. Christmas is the most popular spending holiday by far, with Black Friday being one of the most popular shopping days. Thanksgiving (USA only), Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day are also popular gifting holidays.</p>




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Discover wholesale seasonal products online suppliers from UK and Europe at Creoate. Choose from 12000+ bulk seasonal products online for resale on Easter, Halloween, Christmas Décor, Mother’s Day, and Valentines Day.

Wholesale Seasonal Products Online for Resale from Independent Retailers & Brands, UK

From spiritual <a href="https://www.creoate.com/product-category/easter">Easter greetings</a> to Christmas cheer, discover a range of wholesale holiday items and seasonal treasures for that special occasion. Make your customers laugh out loud or help them remember those special times of year with unique decor, designs, holiday gift items, and more. If you're looking for specific gift ideas, be sure to check out our selection of wholesale gifts and wholesale greeting cards, along with wholesale wrapping and boxes to tie everything up in a bow.

Established in 2023, Versed Aid is a brand-new card publishing company with a mission to cure the common gift by administering healthy doses of humour. Because laughter really is the best medicine.

Versed Aid is the brainchild of Michelle Jones who is artistic director, finance officer, hashtagger-in-chief and resident expert in wine and cheese among other roles. Michelle’s expert residency is particularly important for keeping the juices flowing in her Shropshire-based studio where her design-led and boldly coloured cards take inspiration from the absurdity of everyday life.

Michelle is busy expanding the catalogue as fast as possible so there will be something for everyone - follow us here or on socials (@versedaid) to keep up with what's new!

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A very cute and funny any occasion card for the girls! A light-hearted take on modern technology - oh, and the difference between the sexes! 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. The card is blank inside for one's own message.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Finding you was like winning the lottery ... well, without the money but that's a minor detail. This funny and cute love card is ideal for Valentine's Day, an anniversary or just to say I love you in a very cheeky way.

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish)  and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

This funny and cute card for the Wonder Woman in your life - you know, the one who wonders where her glasses are while they are already on her head! Perfect for any occasion including Mother's Day, birthdays for her or just for laughs with menopausal friends!

Suitable for birthdays, Mother's Day or an any occasion / friendship card. 
  
Blank inside, it is ready for one's own message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4 


Lobsters mate for life - hence the expression that when you found your partner, you had found your lobster. But what if you have a seafood allergy? Well, opposites attract! Make your partner laugh on Valentine's Day, your anniversary or just for laughs with this funny, quirky card.

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish)  and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Make friends and relatives laugh on any occasion with this cute, funny card which sums up life in three succinct lines by following the tradition of a Japanese haiku poem:
- My head really hurts
- Where did all my money go
- I need a large drink

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. The card is blank inside.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

If you have a female friend or relative who insists they are still 21 or 39 on their birthday every year, then this is the perfect card for them!

Blank inside, it is ready for a birthday message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

There's someone out there for everyone - even weirdos! This cute, funny wedding design captures that exact sentiment perfectly and is sure to make the happy couple smile on their big day.

Blank inside ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

If you stayed at the Bates Motel from Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho film, would this be your online review?!  This quirky card is ideal for film fans on any occasion and, of course, is the perfect Halloween card too.

Suitable for any occasion but particularly popular for Halloween.

Blank inside, it is ready for you to add your own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4


If you stayed at the Overlook Hotel from Stanley Kubrick's film The Shining (based on Stephen King's novel), would this be your online review?! This funny card is ideal for film fans on any occasion and, of course, is the perfect choice for Halloween too.

Blank inside, it is ready for one's own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Make friends and relatives laugh with this funny and cute card for those who joke about losing their marbles. Well suited as a birthday card but also makes a funny any occasion / friendship card too!

Blank inside, it is ready for a birthday message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope .
Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

In a cute twist on Audrey Hepburn's Breakfast at Tiffany's, this funny card is ideal on any occasion for film fans or fashion-forward ladies. A cute, funny encouragement, good luck or pick-me-up card for friends and family.

Blank inside, it is ready for one's own message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm matt board and supplied with a recyclable eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

* This design is also available as an A4 print which is ideal for a housewarming, new kitchen or 'just because' gift - please see separate listing * 


In a cute twist on Audrey Hepburn's Breakfast at Tiffany's, this funny card is ideal on any occasion for film fans or fashion-forward ladies. A cute, funny encouragement, good luck or pick-me-up card for friends and family.

Blank inside, it is ready for one's own message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm matt board and supplied with a recyclable eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

For any Dad who loves cheesy jokes and puns, this funny card will be well received. Perfect for Father's Day, Dad's birthday or just because.

Blank inside ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4


For any guy with a middle-aged (and beer-induced!) paunch, then this cheeky birthday card will be just the ticket for some light-hearted birthday banter.  The perfect choice for dads, male partners and friends.

Blank inside, it is ready for one's own message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Never mind 007 Licensed to Kill - it's all about 006 and a half, Licensed to Grill. The perfect choice for James Bond fans and those who love to barbecue, this card is ideal for birthdays, Father's Day or just for laughs on any occasion!

Blank inside, it is ready for one's own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm  board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

A cute card for any new mum from her little one which works equally well for Mother's Day, Mum's birthday, mum with a new arrival or just because.

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

In a world where we can identify how we wish, there's quite a few Dads out there who identify as taxis! For any dad who does a lot of car trips, then this funny and cheeky design will be well received. The perfect choice for Father's Day, Dad's birthday or just to say thanks.

A design variation is available for mums too! - please see separate listing (SKU code: PN027) 

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope .
Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4  


Taking inspiration from Julia Robert's iconic quote from the Notting Hill film, this cute and funny design is the perfect card for any lady who isn't keen on Mondays - makes a funny new job card or work card just for laughs on any occasion.
  
Blank inside, this design is perfect for any occasion and is sure to raise a smile. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4


A light-hearted take on the true meaning of Christmas.  Perfect for those who are cynical about the commercialisation of the festive season!

Blank inside, it is ready for your own festive message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks you're a twat though. This funny and sarcastic design is the perfect choice for any occasion but is particularly popular during the Easter and Christmas seasons - coincidence?!

Blank inside, this card is ready for your own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4


One of Santa's reindeer, Blitzen, was the inspiration for this funny and quirky Christmas card which expresses the sentiment that Christmas is the time to get 'blitzened' i.e. drunk. For those who are known to have a few too many drinks during the festive season, this card is the perfect choice!

Blank inside, it is ready for your own festive message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Nothing beats the true spirit of Christmas - where people are helped by people other than me. Ouch! - but this funny and sarcastic sentiment is the perfect antidote to all the relentlessly schmaltzy films during the holidays.  The perfect card for bah humbug friends and relatives.

Blank inside, this card is ready for your own festive message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Love is blind - except for the odd irritation! This funny, rude and sarcastic card is ideal for Valentine's Day, an anniversary or just to say 'I love you' in a cynical way.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish)  and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Fifty is the ultimate F word! - and this sentiment will be appreciated by any lady turning the big 5-0. A cute 50th birthday card which is guaranteed to raise a smile for any lady on her special day.

A male variation of this design is also available - please see separate listing SKU 'PN095 F word'

Blank inside, it is ready for a birthday message. of your own. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown recyclable eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Fifty - the ultimate F word! - and this sentiment will be appreciated by any lady turning the big 5-0.

Blank inside, it is ready for a birthday message. of your own.

A funny and cute card for your female friends and relatives who perhaps don't make it the gym as much as they would like to - or maybe they do but would still appreciate the gym humour!  The perfect choice on any occasion or just for laughs. 

Blank inside, it is ready for your own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4


Fifty is the ultimate F word! - and this sentiment will be appreciated by any guy turning the big 5-0. A quirky 50th birthday card which is guaranteed to raise a smile for any guy on the big day.

A female variation of this design is also available - please see separate listing SKU 'PN085 Ultimate'

Blank inside, it is ready for a birthday message. of your own. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

The famous philosopher, Confucius, was a very sage man and never more so in the 21st century as he declares that "A day that is fucked, cannot be unfucked". This outrageously funny, sweary card is the perfect choice for any occasion and guaranteed to raise a laugh.

  
Blank inside, it is ready for one's own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order; Pack of 4

Funny and rude Christmas card for those who are not fans of Christmas.  A very rude Rudolph makes Rude-Olph!

Blank inside, this card is ready for your own festive message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

A funny and rude card for the ladies ... only proper ladies though! 

This best-selling design is ideal for those with a cheeky sense of humour.  It has proven to be so popular that we now have two design variations available - because proper ladies are a diverse bunch!  

This listing is for our proper ladies with a dark complexion (SKU: PN071 Proper).  If you would like to order proper ladies with a pale complexion, please see separate listing (SKU: PN042 Proper ladies). 

Blank inside ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

If you can't cheekily remind your partner on their birthday that they are older one in the relationship, then when can you?! This cute birthday reminds them of that in the nicest possible way and will raise a smile.

Blank inside, it is ready for a birthday message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Valentine's Day is certainly special but this card is a cute reminder that you love your partner every day of the year!    Designed to be 'from her', there is also a 'from him' version available too - please see separate listing! 

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish)  and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

In a cute twist on Audrey Hepburn's Breakfast at Tiffany's, this A4 art print is ideal for a splash of colour anywhere in the home but is particularly apt for kitchens. 

It makes an ideal gift for any occasion but has proven popular for housewarmings or as an encouragement/friendship gift among ladies.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 350gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied unframed on a  backing board inside a cellophane wrapper. 

Product dimensions: 210mm x 297mm (A4 size)

These art prints are sold in packs of two.   

* This design is also available as a greeting card - please see separate listing! * 


In a cute twist on Audrey Hepburn's Breakfast at Tiffany's, this A4 art print is ideal for a splash of colour anywhere in the home but is particularly apt for kitchens. It makes an ideal gift for any occasion but has proven popular for housewarmings or as an encouragement/friendship gift among ladies.

In a world where you can identify as anything, why not identify as a glutton for Christmas?! A cute and quirky Christmas card which is sure to resonate with anyone who over-indulges during the festive season and is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Blank inside, this card is ready for your own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4 


If your partner is an introvert or simply prefers to stay home as they've matured in age, then this cute birthday card is right on the money. And let's be honest, you're probably very happy to stay at home with them because going out and having fun is highly over-rated after all!

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope

Product dimensions:
Card: 120mm x 170mm
Envelope: 125mm x 175mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Sixty - hope you can grin and beer it! For any guy who will be celebrating his 60th birthday with a few beers, this funny and quirky card will raise a smile.

Blank inside, it is ready for a birthday message. of your own. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Nature vs Nurture: please note my plants do not reflect my parenting!  If you know any busy mum who doesn't have the greenest of thumbs and struggles to keep her plants alive, then they'll definitely relate to this cute and funny card which is the perfect choice for any occasion and guaranteed to raise a smile!

Blank inside, it is ready for your own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

If you know any busy mum who doesn't have the greenest of thumbs and struggles to keep her plants alive, then they'll definitely relate to this cute and funny card which is the perfect choice for any occasion and guaranteed to raise a smile!

Blank inside, it is ready for your own message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

For those familiar with the This is Your Life TV show, this funny, sweary card will definitely make friends and family laugh. It's the perfect choice for birthdays or on any occasion just for laughs.
  
Blank inside, it is ready for one's own message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4


A funny and cute retirement card for him - especially for those who enjoy a drink and some screen time!

Blank inside ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope inside a cellophane wrapper. If you prefer your cards to be supplied without cellophane sleeves, please let us know. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

These cards are sold in packs of two.   


A funny and cute retirement card for him - especially for those who enjoy a drink and some screen time!  Blank inside ready for a message of one's own choice.

Raising a toast to you on Mother's Day ... and now I can make toast your parenting is done! This funny and cute card is the perfect choice for mums who enjoy their bubbly!

Blank inside ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Whether you're sending this card to mark someone's work-related occasion such as a promotion/new job or sending it just for laughs, this cute and funny card is the perfect choice!

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope

Product dimensions:
Card: 120mm x 170mm
Envelope: 125mm x 175mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Need to send a thank you card to someone who has a great sense of humour and knows you all too well?  This is the one for you!  A sweary but funny thank you card for ladies - only proper ladies though!

This best-selling design is ideal for those with a cheeky sense of humour.  It has proven to be so popular that we now have two design variations available - because proper ladies are a diverse bunch!  

This listing is for our proper ladies with a pale complexion (SKU: PN042 Proper ladies).  If you would like to order proper ladies with a dark complexion, please see separate listing (SKU: PN071 Proper). 
  
Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4 


This funny, quirky Christmas card is a cheeky take on the well-known '12 Days of Christmas' carol. If you stayed at The Partridge Inn on Pear Tree Lane, perhaps your online review would be similar to this? Guaranteed to raise a smile!

Blank inside, it is ready for you to add your own festive message.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

The festive season gives rise to various pressures and none more so than when the in-laws are invited. This funny and quirky card is sure to raise a smile with friends and relatives who can relate to family pressures at Christmas.

Blank inside, this card is ready for your own festive message. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Thanks for being by my side ... I meant my arms but it applies to you too. This cheeky, sarcastic card is ideal for Valentine's Day, an anniversary or just because.  It also works as a very cheeky thank you card for close friends, where appropriate.

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish)  and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope. 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

A funny and cute A4 art print which is an ideal splash of colour for the home - but particularly apt for kitchens. 

It makes an ideal gift for any occasion but has proven popular for housewarmings, a new kitchen gift or just because.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 350gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied unframed on a  backing board inside a cellophane wrapper. 

Product dimensions: 210mm x 297mm (A4 size)

These art prints are sold in packs of two.

A funny and cute A4 art print which is an ideal splash of colour for the home - but particularly apt for kitchens. 

It makes an ideal gift for any occasion but has proven popular for housewarmings, a new kitchen gift or just because.

Inspired by a scene from Sex and the City when Miranda comfort eats by retrieving cake from the bin - eek! - this funny card is ideal for those who can relate to the challenge of maintaining their willpower when wanting to comfort eat. Perfect for any occasion or just for laughs.

Blank inside for your own message, it is the perfect any occasion card which is sure to raise a smile.

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope 

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

Whether this card is sent by a human or a cat, this cute and funny birthday design is the perfect choice for any cat lover who knows all about the presents which their feline friends bring inside!  

Blank inside, it is ready for a birthday message of your own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish).

Product dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4


If your partner enjoys his wine then this cheeky and sarcastic birthday card is the perfect choice - because your special guy keeps getting better with age.....or is it the wine?! 

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a  brown eco-Kraft envelope.

Dimensions:
Card: 150mm x 150mm
Envelope: 155mm x 155mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4


Make your partner smile with this silly and quirky take on the now famous opening line from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18. After all, nothing says 'I love you' by comparing your loved one to a summer's day - except when it's a British summer's day!

Blank inside, it is ready for a message of one's own choice. 

Professionally printed on FSC-certified, 300gsm board (with a matt finish) and supplied with a brown eco-Kraft envelope

Product dimensions:
Card: 120mm x 170mm
Envelope: 125mm x 175mm

Minimum product order: Pack of 4

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